Took this from ~DragonPerson44 (https://www.deviantart.com/dragonperson44) because i was bored....
Dear Brooke (:icondrupada:),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but YOU'RE A PERVERT. I think I realized it WHEN I QUOTED SANTA OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO and I saw you SIT ON MY BEST FRIEND. I'm sure you're FROSTBITTEN enough to understand THAT SANTA DOESN'T EXIST. I'm returning THE COUCH CUSHIONS to you, but I'll keep YOUR PHOTO as a memory. You should also know that I TOLD IN MY CONFESSION TODAY ABOUT THE INCARNATION AS AN ESKIMO.
IN PAIN,
Ashley
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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).
I don't really know h